Farewell to my first Kiwi Bus Crew!!!

The past week has been such a total shit show, love love love the pals I met on the Kiwi Bus.

Cast of Characters

Kirstina and Camilla AKA the Great Danes
Two bootylicious Danish girls who love to dance to Britney Spears and get their drink on.

Luna and Miyrna AKA Dutch Girlz
Two artsy besties travelling together, often wear clothes that look like hideous jammies but are two smoking hotties.  Also enjoy getting their drink on.

Sarnia AKA the MILF
Smoking hot late thirtysomething from Jersey who dumped her fiancee and decided to travel the world, just back from a stint in India. Enjoys smoking, reading and nature walks - we got along nicely.

Carley AKA The Aussie
Hillarious foul-mouthed chick from Perth, also dumped her fiancee and decided to travel around NZ.

Allan AKA the Creeper
Fortysomething dude who likes to take pictures while the girls swim and dance at the bar. Also likes to verbally confirm with everyone that they've paid for their room before getting back on the bus. o.O

Kevin AKA The Belgian
Kevin is Belgian. And hot. That is all. :-)

The Lads - nice boys from England

James AKA Little James
Shared a dorm with James in Paihia and have travelled the whole North Island with him, he's 19 and went to Banff once and considers himself an expert on Canada... and everything else haha.

Matty AKA Negrodomus
Dark brown tan, thickest Yorkshire accent in the world makes him eerily similar to Brad Pitt in "Snatch", afraid of heights so he decided to get blind drunk before going sky diving. Holds the record on the bus for Most Often Refused Service at the Bar.

Daniel Frost AKA Frosty
Hilarious stone mason built like a fridge who reconstructs cathedrals back in England. Best Friend of Matty, also hooked up with Luna. All around "Good C*nt"

The Scottish Boys - vile filthy buggers who whip their asses out at any given chance. They've also hooked up with pretty much all the girls on the bus. :-/

Dave G AKA Dad
The oldest of the flithy Scottish boys. Loud, used to lovingly call Aussie Carley Mum until she kicked him out of her bed when he tried to spoon her in Taupo.

Dave M AKA Tigerballs
Blond, tall, cute, quiet. Oh Tigerballs. :-)

James AKA Big James AKA Bubble Butt
Stockiest, loudest of the Scotts. Enjoys rugby and being mouthy at the bus driver.

Stewart AKA Wee Man AKA Ching Chang
A 5ft 5 Scottish version of the incredible hulk, the most atrocious Small Man syndrome I've ever seen. Enjoys throwing the pool cue when he scratches, which is like half the time. The boys call him Ching Chang because they think he looks Japanese.

Briggsy the bus driver AKA The Virgin
This was Briggsy's very first ever run with Kiwi Experience on his own. Likes to get hella drunk and shake his ass around while screaming any combination of "Off the Charts" "Sweet As Bro" "Kiwi Experience baby" "That's how we do it". Employed me as his "secretary" on the bus where I'd organize his paperwork and make phone calls in exchange for beers and hot dogs. Sweet As bro. :-P